Reality Sets In

Oopsie doopsie, retard. Good evening, Team. It is 2:20am Eastern and Team Fat Shit has just ceremonially concluded a de-fucking-lightful evening at the F&H. Bartender Paul was slinging Warsteiners and Guinnesses like it was his job (it was) and there was quite a crew on deck to witness Cleveland defeat Detroit and take a 3-2 lead in the NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Like anybody cares about basketball.

Addendum: Used to be you had to choose between going out on the town or staying home to play with your Wii. No more, ladies and gentlemen. We are living in The Future!